Coco Loco - Because Life's a Bitch!
Coco Loco – Because Life’s a Bitch!
Tired? Stressed? Fantasizing about running away to a tropical island where no one can find you? Well, this won’t book your flight, but it’ll make your shower smell like a damn getaway. Coco Loco is packed with the rich, creamy scent of fresh coconut, transforming your bathroom into a sandy paradise—minus the overpriced drinks and sunburn.
So, if life’s been coming at you like a pissed-off seagull, Coco Loco is your five-minute escape to paradise—no plane ticket required. Lather up, breathe deep, and pretend you don’t have responsibilities for a minute.
How to Use (So You Don’t Screw It Up):
Plop one steamer on the shower floor, but not directly under the water unless you enjoy watching your relaxation disappear in five seconds flat.
Let the steam work its magic, filling the air with the tropical vibes your soul desperately needs.
DO NOT throw this in the bath unless you want your nether regions to experience an icy-hot surprise. (Seriously. Don’t.)
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Coconut Fragrance Oil, Menthol, Corn Starch, Isopropyl Alcohol, Cream of Tartar.