Coco Loco Shower Steamer
Tired? Stressed? Fantasizing about running away to a tropical island where no one can find you? Coco Loco won’t buy your plane ticket, but it’ll make your shower smell like a damn getaway. Packed with the creamy, dreamy scent of fresh coconut, this steamer transforms your bathroom into a sun-soaked paradise, minus the sand, overpriced drinks, and bad vacation decisions. So, if life’s been coming at you like a pissed-off seagull, Coco Loco is your five-minute escape to paradise, no SPF required.
Size: Approx. 1.5 oz (single steamer)
How to Use (So You Don’t Screw It Up): Plop one steamer on the shower floor, but not directly under the water, unless you enjoy watching your relaxation fizzle out faster than your motivation on a Monday. Let the steam release those tropical vibes and breathe deep like you’ve just quit your job.
DO NOT toss this in your bath unless you want your nether regions to experience an icy-hot adventure. (Seriously. Don’t.)
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Coconut Fragrance Oil, Menthol, Corn Starch, Isopropyl Alcohol, Cream of Tartar.