Holiday Spirits Sarcasticandle

Skip the mall talk and light up Holiday Spirits, where apple, maple crumble, and cinnamon swirl together like your best (and worst) holiday decisions. This candle smells like festive chaos, sweet comfort, and a dash of “oops.” Warm, spicy, and just indulgent enough to make you forget that you promised to host dinner again. Best enjoyed with a drink in hand, a half-decorated tree, and your dignity hanging by a cinnamon stick. Light it up. Laugh it off. And remember calories and consequences don’t count in December. 

Ingredients: Soy blend wax, fragrance and/or essential oils, wooden wick. Some batches may contain colorant and biodegradable glitter, because even bad ideas deserve sparkle.

How to Use: Trim wick to ¼ inch before lighting. Light up, sip your drink, and bask in the sweet, spicy aroma of apple, maple, and cinnamon glory. Let burn for 2–4 hours while pretending your to-do list doesn’t exist.

 🚫 Warning: May cause overconfidence, karaoke participation, and spontaneous online shopping.